Lin-spired Race-Tweet Wars and Peace in Comedy

I know, I know, you’re sick and tired of hearing about Jeremy Lin. He plays basketball and he’s Asian and that’s about it. End of story, right? It should be. If we were living in a post-racial, meritocratic world we’d be saying “Hey, look at this new kid on the Knicks: he’s got game and a lot of potential!” and that would be the last we’d hear about him until he gets on a Wheaties box or cheats on his wife.

The fact is that we can’t talk Jeremy Lin without talking race. Taiwanese Americans, Chinese Americans and Asian Americans in general want to celebrate the fact that Lin is one of only a handful of Asian American basketball players in NBA history–and the first in more than a decade. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating an underdog who breaks barriers. Well, until the celebration turns into “hype” and fame becomes predicated on race. Then everyone wants you to stop talking about Lin and his accomplishments because it ought not be a “race thing.”

If you share the above opinion, I’ve got news for you: it was a “race thing” long before Lin became starting point guard for the Knicks. It was a “race thing” when people were telling him: ”Go back to China”; “Orchestra is on the other side of campus”; “Open up your eyes.” It is always part of the story, the underdog narrative, and it matters. It’s precisely the racial baggage that makes him such a role model for many Asian American kids who play sports or dream of playing professional sports in this country and need confirmation that it’s even possible and that the barriers aren’t too big. Let’s just accept that and celebrate that and nurture that–can we?

Who am I kidding? We can’t accept that. We’re hopeless. Let the Race-tweet War commence:

Floyd Mayweather Jr.: Jeremy Lin is a good player but all the hype is because he’s Asian. Black players do what he does every night and don’t get the same praise.

Jeremy Whitlock (of Fox Sports, on the Knicks win against the Lakers): Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple of inches of pain tonight.

Jenny Hyun (K-Pop songwriter): *A response to Floyd Mayweather that’s really a psychotic, racist Twi-rade against Black people.* (Warning: Clicking this link will make you lose your shit. Try not to lose it in a similarly racist or non-constructive way.)

And let the off-Twitter racial insensitivity commence:

ESPN.com headline: A Chink in the Armor

The Nick and Artie Show (on nationally syndicated KNBR 1050): Most Racist Joke about Jeremy Lin and Asian Americans Contest

UGH. Don’t it all just make your heart hurt? White people, Black people, Asian people: can we STFU already with the hate? All of this smack talk is only going to get you an Internet smack in the face. And all of this tearing other people down is only tearing down yourself and the respective and multiple communities you represent. BE BETTER THAN THAT.

While I’m horrified and ashamed at some people in the media, I’ve also found solace in comedy, a frequent peacemaker and unlikely voice of reason in these, our craptastic times. I’m glad to share with you a few clips that really put Linsanity into perspective and demonstrate how farcical our limited viewpoints and unbending attitudes really are.

SNL Cold Opening: Linsanity Postgame

The Colbert Report: Linsanity!

“Conan” Writer Deon Cole Begs Asians to Leave Basketball Alone

Have you seen any other funny Jeremy Lin clips on the Web? Feel free to send me some links. I’m especially interested in seeing Asian American comedians’ takes on the Jeremy Lin phenom if they’re out there. And I hope one day to see an Asian American on SNL, playing Jeremy Lin or Kim Jong-un or whoever. Like, maybe Ken Jeong, Bobby Lee, John Cho…anyone on this list?

 

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When Race is the Punchline: Asian Jokes on New Girl

New Girl's Hannah Simone (left) and Zooey Deschanel (right)

The other day, after my roommate finished watching Glee (which she is fond of and I am not) she left the TV on long enough for me to start paying attention to it, and I happened to catch the latest episode of New Girl. I’ve seen a couple of episodes of the show before, mainly because I was curious about whether Zooey Deschanel could do comedy (and she can, although it’s simply not my brand of comedy).

The show isn’t terrible, and I can see why people watch it. It’s interesting if only for the set up: one (MPDG) girl living with a group of guys, one person of color living with a group of White people, one person of mixed race commenting on the situation while also being a part of it…quirky enough for comedy gold! Plus, it was created by a woman (Elizabeth Meriwether) and is produced by a team of women and men.

I didn’t have high hopes, but I had higher than normal ones. This week’s “Valentine’s Day” episode killed those hopes. Cranky old man/roommate/probable soul mate of Jess (Deschanel)–Nick (played by Jake Johnson)–has a new lawyer girlfriend, Julia, who’s fond of berating and condescending to her inferiors in racial terms.

Here are snippets from a phone conversation that Julia has with one of her colleagues:

Well, I guess it’s time to take that Chinese head outta that Chinese ass, Ming!

(To Ming) Confucius say ‘You work for ME!’

Meanwhile, Nick and one of Julia’s interns are sitting there listening to the conversation and inexplicably not commenting on it during or afterward. There was no “Hey, that was kinda harsh,” much less a “That was sort of racist.” It was one of those uncomfortable moments for viewers like myself where we expect at least an acknowledgement of (and at most a joke about!) the offensive phrases that were just uttered. It’s like when you tell someone you love them and they give you the vacant eyes. Or maybe more like telling someone you’re having their baby, and they go “Fuck.”

What’s happening is that in that moment the kyriarchy is saying, “Fuck you, viewers who expect stuff. Just fuck you.” In her Bitch Magazine post entitled “TelevIsm: Not Just A Joke” Rachel McCarthy James set up a condition for jokes that depict and reinforce the kyriarchy (systems of oppression):

IF a character on a television reflects or reinforces the kyriarchy through problematic/loaded language or actions.
AND the joke is ignored, applauded or otherwise validated by another character
THEN the joke constitutes a reinforcement of kyriarchy in society.

For me it’s not just a theory; it’s something palpable that gets me right in the gut. It’s a voice in my head that tells me Nobody is standing up for you right now, and you are being marginalized. It’s a microaggresion. And it makes me want to shut the TV off and curse the New Girl writers and type this blog post.

For some reason (probably that I’m a masochist), I didn’t shut off the TV. I kept watching until the end. In the same episode, CeCe (played by Indian Canadian actress Hannah Simone) is seen hanging out with/taking care of her high-on-shrooms boyfriend as he surfs a tire swing at a nearby playground. The boyfriend, probably due to his being high, yells

“I love brown people!”

and Cece replies with “That’s racist, Kyle.” It is at this point that I am befuddled. They choose to comment on race only when someone isn’t sober and therefore cannot fully comprehend that what he said was offensive?

What. are. you. writers. doing?! Was that supposed to make up for the fact that you let Julia’s earlier remarks slide? Is that supposed to show us that CeCe as a woman of color has more of an awareness of racial issues than does Julia, a White woman? There are too many unanswered questions for my liking.

There’s so much potential in New Girl: the episode in question was about Jess being supported by lothario Schmidt (Max Greenfield) to have a one-night stand, and the B story was about Winston (Lamorne Morris) crashing/participating in a Galentine’s party to ask for a second chance from a woman he stood up. It’s got all the makings of a pro-woman sitcom, but it sadly doesn’t deliver in any satisfying way.

Some people have postulated on forums that perhaps the writers are setting up Julia to be the villain to Jess’ Girl Next Door or CeCe’s self-confident Femme Fatale–and by villain I mean Mean Girl, or Bitch. Maybe Nick’s going to realize what a self-righteous racist she is and dump her. But I don’t really want to stick around to find out how these problematic characters will pan out because I cannot stand when writers write women into positions of power (like lawyer Julia) and then waste a golden opportunity by turning them into negative stereotypes instead of giving them good material.

 

 

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Too Late to Apologize: The Pete Hoekstras vs. The Jeremy Lins

There’s far too many non-apologies going around the Web of late, and I’m sure nobody’s too surprised.

Michigan Senate candidate Pete Hoekstra took down his racist website which featured the racist “Rice Paddy” ad played during the Super Bowl. Hoekstra’s campaign spokesman Paul Ciaramataro said “”Democrats talk about race when they can’t defend their records,” and Hoekstra himself has echoed the sentiment. Hmm, no, I’m pretty sure that Democrats–and even Republicans–talk about race whenever something is racist. 

Taking Hoekstra’s “it’s not really about race” lead, sports journalist Jason Whitlock kinda-sorta apologized last weekend (I think Richard Pryor’s at fault or something?) to Knicks superstsar Jeremy Lin for making what a lot of people have called “unfunny” (and some people have called “offensive”) joke about the basketball player following the Knicks win over the Lakers.

To the Pete Hoekstras and Jason Whitlocks of the world, I’d just like to say, in the immortal words of the band One Republic:

It’s too late the apologize, it’s too late

I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late

Too late, ohhhhh

We don’t need no stinkin’ apologies. The Interwebs have already spoken. If I were Pete Hoekstra, I wouldn’t try to google myself or I might find a whole lotta finger wagging. Oh, and this awesome parody video featuring Ali Wong reprising the role of Rice Paddy Girl.

And you can call him Jason Dimwitlock for thinking he could make light of the Linsanity that’s sweeping the nation. You want funny? See the Colbert Report. Pay attention, Jason Whitlock, for this is how comedy, as they say, is done, son:

You know things are bad when a Harvard economics grad has an easier time getting a job as an NBA point guard than a Wall Street bond trader…

Fans have not come down with a basketball-born disease this intense since Kareem Abdul Ja-botulism.

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Linsanity!
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive

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Hell Yeah! Paul Qui and Beverly Kim are Top Chef Finalists

Cheftestant Paul Qui of Uchiko restaurant in Austin, TX

I just watched the latest episode of Top Chef and I’m excited that Paul Qui and Beverly Kim made it into the final round. I, like so many of my fellow Austinites, have been rooting for Paul Qui since day one. Paul has such a heart of gold, a positive attitude and enormous talent that I almost forgive him for trying to serve me some crazy nuoc mam sorbet at Uchiko on my first visit to the restaurant.

Beverly is a different story. I, like so many of her haters, did not want to like her. She’s a perfectionist, precise, driven, laser-focused, could be seen as selfish. Moreover, she’s mousy, quiet, apologetic, tended to get emotional, could be seen as weak. Quickly I realized that the reason for my dislike was a personal one–I did not like her because she reflected a stereotype I was all too familiar with. And I didn’t want that stereotype on TV.

Cheftestant Beverly Kim engrossed in slicing some veg

Now I realize that I was fool. It’s not only important for someone like Beverly Kim to be on TV; it’s necessary. It’s all too easy for her competitors and the rest of the world to hate her and to be infuriatingly condescending and superior to someone–to a personality shaped by upbringing, values, belief systems, life experiences and lack of privilege–they just do not understand.

When fellow competitor and challenge partner Heather Terhune threw Beverly under the bus for no good reason and proceeded to direct all kinds of unwarranted aggression at her, my blood boiled with an empathetic rage. After the Restaurant Wars episode, wherein the other two finalists Lindsey Autry and Sarah Grueneberg berated Beverly like they would a child or puppy, I shrieked for vengeance. I felt a kind of Schadenfreude-like glee when Bev won Last Chef Standing, moseyed back into the competition, won a spot in the finale, and made the supposed finalists faces melt into a look of disdain and fear.

Perhaps Beverly Kim will get the last laugh, if she hasn’t already. She could win the damn thing, which would be very cool indeed because women and people of color competing in the Top Chef finale (much less winning the season) is a rare thing. Even though I adore Paul Qui and think he will probably win, I’m rooting for Beverly with all my heart. She’s not just a woman of color on TV; she’s a class act. Considering all the shit she’s been through, you’d never even expect her to be.

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Details of Racist Hazing of Pvt. Danny Chen Revealed

On October 3, 2011, a 19-year-old infantryman, Danny Chen, died in Afghanistan. He was not killed by a barrage of bullets or an enemy explosion–but by the racist bullying of his countrymen and one “apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound” to the head. Last December, eight servicemen were charged with assault, negligent homicide and reckless endangerment of the young private. Now, we’re finally learning the details of exactly what happened to Danny.

NYMag.com has a feature on Danny that paints a picture of a smart, young, potential pacifist, drawn into the Armed Forces and conflict for reasons he may not even have understood. Here’s the most detailed excerpt about what young Danny had to endure:

When he arrived, Chen was at the bottom of the social hierarchy: a newcomer to his unit, a lowly private, still just a teenager, in a combat zone for the first time. And the only Chinese-American in his platoon. In a meeting with Chen’s parents on January 4, Army officials said that his superiors had considered him not fit enough when he arrived, and singled him out for excessive physical exercise: push-ups, flutter-kicks, sit-ups, sprints done while carrying a sandbag. Such punishments resemble the “smokings” that drill sergeants mete out at basic training to correct mistakes. But, in Chen’s case, it wasn’t long before this campaign of “corrective training” escalated into sheer brutality.

Members of this group allegedly harassed and humiliated Chen from almost the day he arrived at The Palace. They belittled him with racial slurs. They forced him to do push-ups with a mouthful of water, refusing to let him swallow or spit any out. And, on September 27, a sergeant allegedly yanked him out of bed and dragged him across about 50 yards of gravel toward a shower trailer as punishment for supposedly breaking the hot-water pump. He endured bruises and cuts on his back. Army officials told Chen’s family that although the leader of his platoon found out about this incident, he never reported it as he was required to.

One week later, on the morning of October 3, Chen was scheduled to report for guard duty at 7:30 a.m. But when he got to the guard tower, he realized he’d forgotten his helmet and didn’t have enough water. A superior sent him back to the trailer to get what he needed, then allegedly forced him to crawl, with all his equipment, across some 100 meters of gravel in order to return to the tower so he could start his shift. While he was on the ground, two other superiors pelted him with rocks. And once he reached the tower, a superior grabbed him by his body armor and dragged him up the steps.

When I first heard about this story, I literally sunk down on the floor in tears. I’m so saddened and enraged that in two-thousand-fucking-twelve this shit still happens in the army. It’s been a whole year since DADT’s been repealed! Servicemen and women are on the TV talking about how the army now respects them for the content of their character and the whole of their identities–and then, THIS?

Let’s get real, people. Discrimination and hazing still happen. Not just in college frat houses, but in America, in Afghanistan, in the barracks our nation’s defenders inhabit. And it’s going to keep happening until people speak out against this bullshit. (One of these people is Esther Choi, who last month campaigned for people of color and other marginalized people to refuse enlisting in the army until hazing and hate crime responses were reformed. After reaching out to the Occupy Wall Street movement to get them involved in the cause, she posted this critique on Racialicious.com in which she denounced OWS for–surprise, surprise–co-opting the causes of POCs and thereby marginalizing and oppressing them.)

Back to Danny. I shared his story on Facebook and one of my friends, Francis, shot me a DM about it. Here’s what he said:

I kinda felt the same way as him. I was the only Asian guy in my platoon, and better yet, I was the only Asian guy in my whole company (company is 4 platoons). But yeah, I kept my mouth shut when I was made fun of. I was trained on the weekends so I would get stronger, and whoever made fun of me, eventually I got stronger than them. Then I winked at them…haha. Marines think they’re so tough. But I made great friends with them as well.

Although I’m quite certain that he glossed over any actual events of discrimination to tell me a pleasant story, I don’t doubt his truth. Though he may have never seen combat, Francis is one of my heroes. He’s got double the strength of some privileged asshat: he’s Army Strong and Oppressed Strong. And I’m glad there are people like him serving the country. But, most people aren’t doubly strong. They’ve got strength, yes, but it’s regular human. They’re naive enough to believe that the army is a place where they can feel like they belong, can make a difference, can be stronger than they’ve ever been. They just don’t realize that “in part because of low enrollment and in part because of enduring prejudice, the military is especially tough on its Asian soldiers.”

If Danny had known, maybe he wouldn’t have enlisted. Or maybe he did know and enlisted anyway. Either way, Danny is one of my heroes too–because he dared to be that one “gook,” “chink,” dragon lady” who stood apart and wouldn’t go home. It’s more than most of us would. Better a dragon lady among soldiers than eight nasty little boys among an embattled community.

 

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