Here’s our weekly roundup of headlines:

• Teen Starlets’ Botox Bonanza (Our fav Filipina singer Charice apparently got botox before her Glee appearance.)
• Shirley Sherrod Unsure If She Would Go Back To USDA After Firing (Probably why the GOP should never influence your decisions…)
• Mississippi Lesbian Teen Settles Discrimination Lawsuit (And going to college with the money, unlike her bigoted classmates…)
• Pabst Blue Ribbon Will Run You $44 a Bottle in China (They could’ve called this “When ‘Hipster’ Becomes ‘High-Class’”)
• 108-Year-Old Woman, 38-Year-Old Husband Consider Adoption (You go, girl?)
• Palin Speaks Jibberish To Express Her Xenophobia (Speaks for itself)
• Ethnic Marketing: McDonald’s Is Lovin’ It (The Grimace ain’t the most colorful thing about McDonald’s anymore.)
• ‘Miss Me Yet?’ Billboard With Photo Of Bush Is Real; Not An Internet Trick (Answer: No, we really don’t.)
• Video! koreatown reality show cast reel (“K-town Jersey Shore” is reelly happening, ya’ll!)

That’s right.  We read all this bullsh*t.  And you should too.

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