Tag Archives: Sarah Palin
Marginal Murmurs: Strippers, Prostitutes, Fems, Gays, Pagaent Queens, Asian Pop Stars, &tc.
Local Strippers Totally OK With Ground Zero Mosque
(Strippers and bums apparently don’t see it as “hallowed ground.”)
Noted Feminist Sarah Palin Offers Support To Noted Racist Dr. Laura
(@JamilSmith: Do Dr. Laura or @SarahPailinUSA know that “having a privately-funded radio show in which I can yell ‘nigger’” isn’t in the 1st Amendment?)
“It’s Not Selling Your Body, It’s More Like Controlled-Access Rental”
(Prostitutes have their own magazine??)
How Does One “Suck at Being Gay”?
(“Are you a bitch because you’re gay?” Uh, exsqueeze me? LOL at 1:21)
Teen pageant winner decrowned after dyeing hair brown
(Poor girl went alt and suffered the pageant consequences. Used to look like Ke$sha and now looks like Alanis/pothead.)
You want scones with that?
(Anti-Tea Party campaign slogan “f*ck tea” is leaving a bad taste in my mouth.)
Grant to fund Asian studies collaboration at University of Utah, BYU
(Pssst, college kids, free money to study Asians!)
Global Pop Sensations You’ve Never Heard Of
(Includes a lot of Asian/crossover acts like Japan X, The Wonder Girls, Ayumi Hamasaki, Charice and Faye Wong.)
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Marginal Murmurs: Charice with Botox, Shirely Sherrod, Asian Jersey Shore, etc.
Here’s our weekly roundup of headlines:
- Teen Starlets’ Botox Bonanza (Our fav Filipina singer Charice apparently got botox before her Glee appearance.)
- Shirley Sherrod Unsure If She Would Go Back To USDA After Firing (Probably why the GOP should never influence your decisions…)
- Mississippi Lesbian Teen Settles Discrimination Lawsuit (And going to college with the money, unlike her bigoted classmates…)
- Pabst Blue Ribbon Will Run You $44 a Bottle in China (They could’ve called this “When ‘Hipster’ Becomes ‘High-Class’”)
- 108-Year-Old Woman, 38-Year-Old Husband Consider Adoption (You go, girl?)
- Palin Speaks Jibberish To Express Her Xenophobia (Speaks for itself)
- Ethnic Marketing: McDonald’s Is Lovin’ It (The Grimace ain’t the most colorful thing about McDonald’s anymore.)
- ‘Miss Me Yet?’ Billboard With Photo Of Bush Is Real; Not An Internet Trick (Answer: No, we really don’t.)
- Video! koreatown reality show cast reel (“K-town Jersey Shore” is reelly happening, ya’ll!)
That’s right. We read all this bullsh*t. And you should too.
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